Q & A: A sit-down with Santa
December 25th, 2007 by michelleSource: TCPalm ()
TREASURE COAST — Almost every one knows of Santa Claus. You know, big belly, wavy white beard, red suit, white fur trim black belt and boots, and the jolly laugh.
That guy.
The one with the sleigh and eight reindeer, and the home and factory at the North Pole, yeah, him. But did any one ever sit down and talk to him? Here’s what Santa had to say at Memorial Park in Stuart on Thursday.
Q. Hello, Santa Claus, are you ready for Christmas Day?
A. Yes. You know this is our big day. Mrs. Claus, the elves and the reindeer are all working very hard for Christmas Eve and Christmas, you know.
Q. Is your sleigh packed and ready?
A. Well, it is in stages you know. First the reindeer practice their jumping, then they work with the elves loading the sleigh with sacks of toys.
Q. We are living in modern times. Have you converted your “Naughty and Nice†list into a Blackberry and things like that?
A. Oh, yes! Of course, we use modern technology. We have to keep up with the times. That’s how we know what the good boys and girls are doing. Yes, we have gone to the Blackberries and the PDAs, the PCs and all that.
Q. I notice that while you are hi tech now, you still drive your traditional sleigh and reindeer. Is that because they are environmentally friendly?
A. That’s just one reason, but there are many, many more. It is as if Santa could not be Santa without his reindeer and sleigh.
Q. What do the reindeer do for the rest of the year, while you and the elves are making toys?
A. Ho! Ho! Well, they take a small vacation like Santa does. Then the reindeer will be practicing, just like in football and basketball, where the athletes keep training. Well, the reindeer for a regimen, too, so that they are always ready to go. Maybe they take a little time off to enjoy their families.
Q. Have gone high tech with your factories as well?
A. That’s a truism. High tech plays an important …